The marriage between John and Mary is not working. John feels that his wife only focuses on chores and necessary things/activities while he is more of a romantic who loves to go out to eat, see a movie or just hang out with their daughter, Haley.
Once again I have had too much fun on my night out and I ended up blacked out on the leather futon at home, completely naked! I am limp from head to toe, so deeply asleep after partying that nothing will be able to wake me up.
I'm the horniest, sluttiest little French maid EVER! I have just finished mopping your floor, so I move into your bedroom to dust off some things. However, I see that there is a toy plugged in. A Hitachi wand? Oh my!